Not Everyone Can Be A Bro
I'm David. Call me whatever you'd like. I'm a bro. I'm 19, going on 30. I work, have a beautiful girlfriend, and am currently taking time off from school. I love LaCrosse, beer, and pugs. This blog is about as close to being in my head as any of you will ever get.
This is a personal blog since fuck you.
Reblogged from highofflove-drunkfromhate
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
Source: Drake
"You changed your picture :( Now I have to get used to it so that I can know which posts are yours."
Asked by t-t-t-torrence
Sorry bro.
Conversation between my roommate and I.
- Him: Hey, if you guys are gonna recycle, you've gotta get a trash can, cause if that shit's in my way, I'm gonna throw it away.
- Me: Okay dude, I'll get something.
- Him: Yeah, cause right now it's just in the way taking up space.
- Me: Alright. But if you're gonna bitch about that...
- Him: 'If I'm gonna bitch about that,' what?
- Me: Then don't take 4 fucking weeks to get the kitchen cleaned up.
- Him: Alright. Not like it was in your way.
- Me: You're right, but the fire was 4 weeks ago, and it looks like shit.
Reblogged from pugvenger
I’m fairly certain this is what my future holds.
oh god yes please
Who took a picture of my house?!
(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings)
"I couldn't think of anything else don't judge me"
Asked by Anonymous
Haha, judging you HARSHLY right now, cause that’s what I do.
"you said you wanted questions"
Asked by Anonymous
Oh, well yeah. :) Haha, thanks! I just thought that that was an odd one is all. Thanks for the question though.
